THE BRITISH OPEN

ST. GEORGE'S, ST. ANDREWS, BRITISH OPEN,
A GUINNESS ON THE 19TH HOLE.
BRITISH AIRWAYS JETS YOU OVER,
GREEN FEE PASS TO BLESS YOUR SOUL.
THE WIND OFF THE STRAITS OF DOVER,
WREAKS HAVOC, ON THE BALL FLYING HIGH.
CHAMPION GOLF, THE BRITISH OPEN,
A GUINNESS, THE PUTTER, FIRST TRY.
THE ACCOMMODATIONS, BY BRITISH AIRWAYS,
MAKES BRITISH OPEN A HOLE IN ONE.
THE MEN AND THE BOYS, BRITISH OPEN,
A GUINNESS TO CELEBRATE, IT'S WON.
AN EVENT, BRITISH OPEN, THE MOMENT,
LET BRITISH AIRWAYS FLY YOU THERE.
A GUINNESS, ANYWHERE, AMERICA,
UNITED WAY, A DECENT SHARE.

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