THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN

THE MELBOURNE MAJOR , THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN,
IT'S JANUARY , SUNNY AND HOT.
A QANTAS FLIGHT , A HOLIDAY SPECIAL,
WITH A FOSTER'S , TO HIT THE SPOT.
AUSTRALIA WELCOMES THE WORLD,
GREAT TENNIS , YOU QANTAS SEAT.
SAFE , SECURE AND HOSPITABLE,
AUSTRALIAN OPEN , YOUR FOSTER'S SO SWEET,
SUNNY MELBOURNE , THE ELITE OF TENNIS,
SMASHING ACE , FOSTER'S , THAT SET.
SERVE AND VOLLEY , SUPER STAR PLAYERS,
QANTAS , AUSTRALIAN OPEN , YOUR JET.
JANUARY GOT YOU DOWN , CALL QANTAS,
A MELBOURNE VACATION WILL MAKE YOU SMILE.
AUSTRALIA , GREAT TENNIS AND FOSTER'S,
DOWN UNDER WITH KANGAROO STYLE.

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