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HIP HOP , TIP TOP , THE NEW YORK TIMES,
BETWEEN THE LINES , THE RED ZONE.
TOUCHDOWNS AND FIELD GOALS , FRIDAY NIGHT,
HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL , THE MUSCLE , THE BONE.

AMERICAN MONEY , THE NEW YORK TIMES,
THE DOW JONES , WHY AND HOW.
ON THE FARM , THE PRICE OF PORK,
MY PENSION FUND , THE FUTURE IS NOW.

MUSIC , THEATRE , DANCE AND FILM,
OUR ARTS SECTIONS , THE CHOPS , IN CHOP CHOP.
RYTHM AND RYHME , SING THAT SONG,
THE NEW YORK TIMES , THE GO , THE STOP.

A DAILY EDUCATION , PAGE TO PAGE,
A CHRISTMAS SUBSCRIPTION , THE NEW YORK TIMES.
FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO COLLEGE,
SOME QUARTERS , SOME NICKELS , SOME DIMES.

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