THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN

SUNNY AND WARM , AUSTRALIAN OPEN,
TENNIS , MELBOURNE , GRAND SLAM.
A VACATION PACKAGE WITH QANTAS,
FOSTER'S BEER , THE REAL THING , NO SCAM.

SERVE AND VOLLEY , THE ELITE OF TENNIS,
TODAY'S FOSTER'S , SIMPLY THE BEST.
MELBOURNE , QANTAS , COME ON DOWN,
SMASHING ACE , A CHAMPION'S ZEST.

ARISTOCRATS OF TENNIS , YOUR FOSTER'S TOAST,
A HIGHER LEVEL , YOUR STYLE OF PLAY.
QANTAS , SUPERB SERVICE , YOUR FLIGHT,
TENNIS , AUSTRALIAN OPEN , PLEASE STAY.

AUSTRALIAN OPEN , TOPS IN TENNIS,
QANTAS AND FOSTER'S , RYTHM AND RYHME.
LOVE AND FUN , THE SUMMER TIME,
LET AUSTRALIA SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME.

WAYNE MANNION
PLATINUM BULLET LYRICS