JANE PAULEY

TODAY WILL ALWAYS BE TOMORROW,
YESTERDAY HAS NO FUTURE GAIN.
THE RATINGS DID DROP STONE-LIKE,
TODAY WAS HISTORY WITHOUT JANE.

THE ESSENCE OF GOOD JOURNALISM,
IS DEEPER THAN COVERS THE PAGE.
THE SMILE AND LOOK OF AN AIR HEAD,
ARE STAGE FRIGHT , MUMBLING THE SAGE.

SIMPLY , READING THE LINES OF CUE CARDS,
MAKES COLUMNISTS BRISTLE THEIR BIT.
SUPERFICIAL , TOO COMMON , THE ANCHOR,
ARE AS USELESS , AS THE BULL AND THE TEAT.

INDIANAPOLIS , AN ETERNITY , AGO,
THE SIMPLICTY , YOU NEVER DIVORCE.
JANE'S COMMON TOUCH , A FORTE,
SOPHISTICATED , JANE PAULEY'S A FORCE.

WAYNE MANNION
PLATINUM BULLET LYRICS